Monday, November 5, 2012

Mom's Bingo!

I neglected the blog last week to spend some time catching up on important stuff........
Look, I REALLY needed to know HOW TED MET THEIR MOTHER, okay?
To make up for the lack of attention, I present to you:

MOM'S       BINGO


 
 
Unflushed business in the toilet
 
 
Dirty sock crammed between cushions
 
Microscopic ripped bits of paper littered throughout the house
 
 
 
Crayola hieroglyphics
 
 
Crumpled up homework
 
 
Mystery Smell!
 
 
Band-Aid stuck on kitchen floor
 
Nick Jr.
Nick Jr.
Nick Jr.
Nick Jr.
 
 
Vomit on…
everything
 
 
You aren’t buckled??!
 
 
Somebody hit somebody in the car..
 
 
Syrup in hair..
We didn’t even have pancakes today
 
 
Child Screaming for no reason
(FREE)
 
 
Toys in your bed
 
 
Mashed meat in the car seat?
 
 
Old sippy cup
 
 
Crucial page has been torn out of (insert kid’s book title here)
 
 
Vacuuming the living room again
 
 
Dried out package of diaper wipes
 
 
I hope that’s chocolate!
 
 
Every single light on
 
 
Why are there woodchips all over the carpet?
 
 
Only one shoe
 
 
Sticky Hands
 
 
Tiny underwear everywhere


Can you get BINGO today?? How about a "Black Out???!" I bet I can.
Have fun!
 

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